I'm Melody. I have taken twenty-one turns around the sun and reside in Texas.
Actually a Muppet.
Elementary Education major.
Nice to eat you.
How in hell did I get full points for attendance/participation/professionalism in my math class? My professor actually caught me sleeping in class.
Whatever the reason, I’ll take it.
I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when grades were high and fucks worth giving. I dreamed no test would make me cry, I dreamed that curves would be forgiving. Then I was young and unprepared, and A’s were made and used and wasted. There were no extensions to be begged, no nights unslept, no effort wasted. But the finals come at last, with their laughter soft as thunder, as they tear your grades apart, as they turn your dream to shame.
to whomever wrote this
Harry Potter as a teen comedy.
Evidence that music placement is very important.
I swear I watch this every time it comes on my dash.
GREETINGS FROM NORTH TEXAS
Let me explain to you a thing about our recent weather
You see that white stuff in the picture? That is NOT snow. It is ICE. And if you can’t tell by the way it’s engulfing the cacti and that bust in front of it, we ended up with over 3 inches of it. And it is EVERYWHERE.
My mother slipped and fell face first into this “fluffy” white stuff and the end result was a busted lip, black eye, a skinned-up elbow, and possibly a broken wrist! So would you PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT US FREAKING OUT OVER NOTHING. BECAUSE OVER 3 INCHES OF ICE COVERING YOUR CARS AND ROADS, LEAVING HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WITHOUT POWER, CAUSING DAMAGES TO VEHICLES AND HOMES IS SURE AS HELL ISN’T NOTHING.
And it’s not like it would be if somewhere up north had these same conditions. No one here has snow tires (hardly anyone even has any experience driving in snow or ice) and we sure as hell don’t have plows or salt/sand trucks to clear the streets.
- Charis: It's a shame neither of us has telekinetic abilities.
- Me: Why?
- Charis: We could be watching tv right now, but the remote is all the way over there.
- Me: Why didn't you say so?! I have telekinetic abilities! They're called legs!