I'm Melody. I have taken twenty-two turns around the sun and reside in Texas.
Actually a Muppet.
Elementary Education major.
Book Reader.
Cat Lover.
Day Dreamer.
Sometimes Misanthrope.

Nice to eat you.

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Random Fact #55

I don’t like Helen Keller jokes. She was amazing.

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My two beautiful nieces at 4 weeks old.

Random Fact #54

I’m terrible at estimating. Time, distance, weight, age, whatever.

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iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

So my dad for the roses for my mom just the other day. When I was making fun of him for getting her substandard roses his response was they are bowing to her superior beauty.

So my dad for the roses for my mom just the other day. When I was making fun of him for getting her substandard roses his response was they are bowing to her superior beauty.

My snapchat story is an accurate summation of my life.

kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

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oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

(Source: typicalmichiganders)

A girl and her bed on Sundays are an endless love affair.

—(via rut-katharinaa)

I’m here to tell you that this is a lie. It’s not endless. It ends all too soon. Then it’s Monday and you have to act like a functional member if society again. It’s total bs.

(Source: c0ntemplations)

officialcaesarsalazar:

A fairy tale where a child is cursed and the spell can only be broken with true love’s kiss.
Their mother then gently kisses them on the forehead and the spell is broken.
After all, love isn’t just romantic.

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

Random Fact #53

I used to have my American Girl dolls set out in my room on doll stands. Every now and then while I was getting dressed I would look over and they would be staring at me. I mean, they’re dolls so they’re always staring at you, but sometimes randomly I would notice and it would freak me out a little.

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shibe-doge:

officialdoges:

i saw that missouri university of science and technology went all out for april fools day

Why.

wackyshenanigans:

Before you dismiss your fanfiction idea as stupid, remember that Disney made a Hamlet AU with singing lions and a happy ending and it was one of their most beloved and successful films.