I'm Melody. I have taken twenty-two turns around the sun and reside in Texas.
Actually a Muppet.
Elementary Education major.
Nice to eat you.
ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd
oh my god
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system
50 degrees in England
100 degrees in England
I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?
they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically.
A fairy tale where a child is cursed and the spell can only be broken with true love’s kiss.
Their mother then gently kisses them on the forehead and the spell is broken.
After all, love isn’t just romantic.
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
I used to have my American Girl dolls set out in my room on doll stands. Every now and then while I was getting dressed I would look over and they would be staring at me. I mean, they’re dolls so they’re always staring at you, but sometimes randomly I would notice and it would freak me out a little.
Before you dismiss your fanfiction idea as stupid, remember that Disney made a Hamlet AU with singing lions and a happy ending and it was one of their most beloved and successful films.